So my boss came in with her new child and asked if I minded holding her for 5 while she nipped to the bathroom. “So, I don’t really like babies and I literally cannot stand it when people just hand me their baby, without asking.
I sent this email: “I hope that nasty little dog finally dies so we don’t have to hear about it anymore!” intended for my colleague, to my boss, about her dog. She cc’d in the wrong Tom – something which people soon realised.” It said ‘look what Tom just sent me, so cringe.’ There are two Toms in the office, I am one of them. Anyway, I could see her cracking up from the other side of the room which was bad enough, but then I received a forwarded email from her, with my email attached, sent to the whole office. “I sent a really embarrassing, romantic poem to this girl at work via email.
Obviously, I’d sent it to Richard instead of my boss. So embarrassing and he did not see the funny side.” So I was emailing my boss about him (mostly nice things) and called him Dick 3 or 4 times within, before pressing send.
“We nicknamed one of my clients ‘Dick’ – his name was Richard but “Dick+His Surname” created a pretty funny, popular insult (I bet you can see where this is going). “Sent the following to the ENTIRE office: ‘Really sorry I couldn’t make it last night, I’ll make it up to you this weekend though )’ My ‘secret’ office romance finished not long after that. I think I actually used the words ‘a disgusting rabble of idiots.’ Didn’t realise I pressed ‘Reply to all.’ Pretty awkward.” “I sent out an angry tirade about my incompetent team members to my boss.
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